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September 4th 2008
A Hive Full of Green BeesAn excerpt from Matthew Quick's The Silver Linings Playbook
by Matthew QuickBy the time we decide to have a catch, I've had two or three beers, and
I'd be willing to bet Jake and Scott have each had at least ten, so our
passes are not all that accurate. We hit parked cars, knock over a few
tables of food, beam one or two guys in the back, but no one cares,
because we are Eagles fans in Eagles jerseys who are ready and willing
to cheer on the Birds.
The Possible CityAn excerpt from Nathaniel Popkin's new book
by Nathaniel PopkinWhat is it about Philadelphia that conditions, over and over, the same
kind of response? It goes back to the combination of what was and what
isn't. What isn't is a city that feels energized by the world around
it. It's just not open enough. And that lack of openness leaves it
feeling all too often more lackadaisical, somber, and somnolent than it
should be. What was, of course, are the physical ruins of a city that
in its scale, ambition, and architecture mirror the world's greatest.
Fiction ReviewsSo Many Ways to Sleep Badly | Cool Thing: The Best New Gay Fiction from Young American Writers | To Siberia | Crime | The Butt | Indignation | Three Musketeers | Downtown Owl | Vacation
Non-Fiction ReviewsDigging in the City of Brotherly Love | State by State: A Panoramic Portrait of America | A People's History of Sports in the United States | Turkmeniscam | Happy Hour is for Amateurs | Guyland: The Perilous World Where Boys Become Men | More Information Than You Require | The Wordy Shipmates | Christopher Walken A to Z

Editor's Letter:
Philadelphia Dreamin'Highlights from our Book Quarterly and our brand-new columnist
by Brian HowardNathaniel Popkin has been writing about cities for 20 years. He sees Philly — its
mix of history and post-industrial struggle — as a fecundating matrix
for people who can't walk down the street without wondering "what if?"
Slant:
The Rowengartner GambitPalin is the latest piece of McCain quackery.
by David FarisFacing certain defeat at the hands of the guy conservatives (jealously)
call the "Obamamessiah," McCain tried to do what Rowengartner did — use
a gimmick to win even when the odds are hopelessly stacked against him.
It would have been a great strategy if presidential politics were a
Hollywood fairy tale.

Loose Canon:
Can We Come Home Again?Even if Obama is elected, I still fear the terrible machine.
by Bruce SchimmelThis is the first time I'm going abroad and bringing the nagging
baggage that perhaps I shouldn't return. Maybe it's time for me — like
several of my friends — to move on, and out.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"It is time that the museum leaders live up to the moral values of the
rest of the city and the more than 2,000 supporters who prayed for this
change from more than 20 churches."
The Sixth Borough Independence WarFrom The Philadelphia Encyclopedia of Stuff That Didn't Happen (Yet)
by Joel TannenbaumThere is conflicting evidence as to where the hated designation "Sixth
Borough" originated, or the identity of the first Philadelphia
journalist to sell their soul for a byline in the New York Times lifestyle section by using the hated phrase.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiFor those who just won't let August go, I'mo let you linger but for a second longer in the summer wind.
Running NumbersA scholarly look at the digits that matter.
by Nick NorlenAh, Netflix: the glue that holds this relationship together.
Home TurfThe Bloods and the Crips surface in Chester.
by Jeff DeeneyAnti-violence advocates held rallies, and
editorials demanding change were penned. But one word was conspicuously
missing from Chester's urgent debate about violent crime: gangs.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Citizen Mom:
Back to School ... in the Suburbs by Amy Z. QuinnAn annual Pennsylvania Department of Education report issued last week
classified 20 Philadelphia public schools as "persistently dangerous,"
an ominous-yet-efficient bureaucratic descriptor for seats of learning
where students are at risk of robbery, assault, rape, weapons crimes,
kidnapping and other "dangerous incidents" every time they walk through
the door.
They Said, He SaidA group of activists says the mayor promised to get Philly "out of the nursing home business." The mayor believes he was misunderstood.
by Andrew ThompsonThe organizations are against nursing homes completely: They see them
as depressing layaways for human beings, where dignity is lost in a
vacuum and independence is mythical.

Political Notebook:
Minnesota Moments by Mary F. PatelThe Pennsylvania delegates had arrived early Sunday morning. The good
news, for them, was that their trip was extremely well-organized; the bad news
was that the hotel was way out in Minnetonka.
First Friday FocusSept. 5, 2008
by Lori HillCenter for Emerging Visual Artists | Projects Gallery | Painted Bride | Arcadia Boutique | Copy Gallery | Edge Gallery
Art:
French ConnectionPichet Klunchun and Myself and The Show Must Go On
by Rachel Frankford"I have to tell you, I never try to be humoristic in my
work. I want to be very serious and when the performances happen, the
audience laughs!"
On the HouseWith four simultaneous powerhouse exhibitions, ICA's new free-admission policy is perfect timing.
by Natalie Hope McDonaldThe price to see the most talked-about contemporary art in the city? The cost of a subway ride to West Philly.
Fest Bets: Week 24x4 | Attitude Adjustment: A Comedy with No Message | Branch to Branch | Dances of the OrixasMaculele Capoeira | Dangerous Fools | Family Portrait to Start | Philly Song Shuffle | Stitch | Tann, Horns & Dead Dogs: Tales of Civic Effluvia | Vampire Lesbians of Sodom
Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Molly EichelYale MFA Photography 2008 |
Education and Life: Lost Murals of Leon Sitarchuk |
Offspring of the Winds: The Horse in Art and Imagination
Arts Agenda Picks:
DaytripperScrawl
by Tami FertigWho is this author? Why did he fill a page with little symbols and
numbers? What does he mean when he writes "Show everybody the dick
DiMaggio, Miller, Sinatra, J.F.K., Crawford, etc. had in their mouth.
Cyanide"?
Just Do ItHot Air
by Danielle ZimmermanYou'll be forced to draw your own conclusions about the prints, which
fit into the surrealist category. Some are eyebrow-furrowing, such as Blimp Walker, in which a straight-faced woman holds onto many leashes with different sized blimps attached.
GalleriesGalleries are usually open Tuesdays through Saturdays; please call the gallery for exact days and hours. Receptions are denoted by a * . 13 NORTH
Museums/ExhibitsMuseums and exhibits have varying schedules;please call for exact days, hours and prices. 12 STEPS DOWN , 831 Christian St., 215-238-0379. MEGAN BROWN, Features recent
Readings/Book SigningsADAM KIRSCH The literary critic and author reads from his new biography, "Benjamin Disraeli," which examines the British politician's lifelong struggle with his Jewish identity,
Performing ArtsPlease call the phone number listed with the venue for specific dates, times and ticket information. theater LIVE ARTS FESTIVAL AND PHILLY FRINGE Now in
The King and ILife goes on, even as the world drastically changes.
by Shaun BradyUnlike Trains' Milos, I Served the King of England's
Jan Díte is no feckless innocent. His surname translates as "Child,"
referring not just to his playful, boyish appearance but to his
immature amorality.
Born in the '50sSecret Cinema at the Hot-Rod Hoedown
by Shaun BradyFilms will be shown in a secluded spot perfect for dragging up lawn chairs
or spreading blankets or, of course, driving up and re-creating the
environment in which these films were most often seen the first time
around.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net
ReboundNicole Reynolds mines her past loves and returns for something unordinary.
by M.J. Fine"No love is uncomplicated, but my new relationship is much less complicated than my
other relationship that I had while living in Philly. I'm totally in
love and am with an amazing person and I know that comes out in my
newer songs."
Hang The DJ:
New Jersey DriveJ. Edward Keyes on Shuffle
There's nothing here you haven't heard before, but that doesn't mean
you shouldn't hear it again: The Gaslight Anthem wrap raw heartache in
roaring riffs, writing songs that take off like motorcycles, with just
as much isolated desperation and pure raw horsepower.
SoundadviceGet Out!
Liam Finn | The Everybodyfields | Hip-Hop Lives with Baby Blak | Arbouretum | Back to School Hip-Hop Jam with Viro the Virus
Music Picks:
MonotonixTue., Sept. 9, 8 p.m., $12-$14, with Silver Jews, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 888-468-7619,
r5productions.com.
by Kevin PearsonThis Israeli three-piece may not be the most original group on a musical front, but when it comes to mayhem, they not only set the bar high — they douse it in beer and set it on fire.
Juliana HatfieldWed., Sept. 10, 7:30 p.m., $25-$35, with Hayden and Greg Laswell, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by M.J. FineDespite Hatfield's extended network, she's still at her best when chronicling the lives of the chronically lonesome.
Magic ChristianFri., Sept 5, 9:30 p.m., $10, with The Donuts, Beretta 76 and Parallax Project, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
johnnybrendas.com.
by A.D. AmorosiMagic Christian the band is a swinging '60s thing with a Beatles-ish ring to its guitars and a snottyness in its vocals.
Top of the WorldsFormer lawyer Michael Dolich found happiness in the dough.
by Drew LazorDolich looks and sounds like a lifer, a guy
who's been elbow-deep in flour and water since he's been able to open
his eyes. But the truth is that he was a trial lawyer for a decade
before he even knew how to spell spelt — and the fervent cult following
Four Worlds now enjoys began with a single e-mail between friends.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorBistrot La Minette | Hinge Café | Josh McCullough at Time
Dos DefA second branch of the magical Cantina materializes in NoLibs.
by David SnyderThere's enough originality here to spawn a whole new fan base.
Top 5:
Creative-Type Biz CareersSo, What Do You Do?
by Amanda McKenna1 Bob Dix, Illustrator/Teacher | 2 Eddie Austin, Comedian | 3 Jenn Rose, Choreographer/Dancer | 4 Ashley Kelly, Actor | 5 Patrick Spatz, Musician
What's CookingThe Week in Eats
by Claire BullenCooking Class with Top Chef Alum Tre Wilcox | Azul Cantina: Tequila School | Japanese House Tea Ceremony | GreenFest Philly | Copper Clambake

Agenda Lead:
Soaped UpHitting the Wall at the Red Bull Soapbox Race
by Lori HillThe soapbox car is perhaps the greenest vehicle on the market. Gravity
is its fuel — supplemented, some might say, with a fair dose of
insanity.
Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Monica WeymouthSheila Frank Spring 2009 Show | Oh, I'm So Glad We're Friends! | Grasshopper Second Anniversary Party
Agenda Picks:
Earth WatchGreenFest Philly Happenings
by Aaron MoselleEco-Exchange Fashion Show and Clothing Swap | Recycling and Water-Filling Station | Sweet Green Organic Pastry and Dessert Contest | For the Kids
In The Event ThatYou're Just a Small-Town Girl, Livin' in a Lonely World
by Natalie Hope McDonaldTaking a page from Andy Warhol's idea that everyone's a superstar, Yo
director Veronique Cote rounded up five artists to turn this quirky
Japanese pastime into fine art.
Just Do ItMind Games
by A.D. Amorosi"The show is about the mind — picking up, guiding and influencing people's thoughts. But I am not a psychic."